Emma and Regina are under a curse where they don’t know they belong together. And all that has happened it’s just a prophecy to find themselves again!
Ana & Elsa come to storybrook to break the curse.
Regina: Ah, yes, context is key. We were watching a movie, and he had his hand in his pants. I told him that’s okay but to do it privately. I didn’t just blurt at the dinner table that masturbation was okay and then continued chewing my lasagna.
Emma: My mom did that with me. Except she was eating salad.
Regina: You met your mother when you were 28 and after having a child.
Emma: I know.
If my heart was a house, you’d be home - Owl City
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
New Evil Queen and The Savior Portrait for Season 2.